Any ideass on how to f*** with my councler?

My school made me get couclin I wanna take the oppretunity to annoy my councler and maybe if I'm lucky get into a jacket that makes me hug myself I had 2 get counclin cuz I fight n yah any ideas wud help n u win 10 points if it works great 50 for 1 that gets me in the jacket that makes u hug urself